Factoids About Me

Belgian waffle enthusiast. I eat mac n cheese with ketchup. I have a twin. No, we are not the same person. Yes, we have telapathic abilities. Mortal enemy: Samantha Sweeney. Wimbledon watcher. Below average chess player. Average cornhole player. Exceptional jumproper. 200 monnths old.

Here is a picture of the light of my life, my doge Gemma.

The next picture is the most recent image that appeared online of me. I am 14 years old in it. Currently I am 16. I am on the far right. My favorite acquaintances, Stella Burford, and below her, Muppy Gragg, accompany me in the outdated picture.

Below is a picture of my greatest achievement; winning my 2nd grade basketball league as a St. Perpetua Panther.